I wake up this morning and what do I find but like 5 Palin emails from Rachel and one from Leigh. Luckily, Leigh already posted hers ;)
First off, Palin and God below, geez louise! Why can't we have a politician who doesn't talk about religion! Religion is a personal matter, leave me alone Jesus freaks (incidentally, all contributors to this blog are Jewish, though not necessarily religious, does that = Hannukah party, a shared dislike of Lieberman, and unrequited love of Jon Stewart? Probably)!
Second, Track Palin, oh where do you get a name like that? Clearly, Sarah decided that 1. she was going to be famous and decided her kids *had* to have weird names and 2. she liked the bible but not the names in it like Hezekiah. Anyway, allegedly, from Rachel's co-worker, Track is in the army...to avoid going to jail?? WTF? Is that one out of the National Enquirer? And yet, it is probably being confirmed as we speak. Just like Babygate.
Apparently, Track also played a "prank" by vandalizing a school bus and putting school children in danger. He then had to spend his senior year of high school in Michigan. Uhhh....new Michael Moore doc in the works over this one perhaps?
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Oh, I hadn't known about the high school prank incident. I have a feeling more dirt will come about about this "All American" family. Whether Americans will care is another story :(
And I second the Hanukkah / anti- Joe Lieberman / pro John Stewart sentiments!
I knew her family seemed too good to be true. . .I guess Track had a plea bargain or something? waiting for the more to come.
Melodie
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