Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Higher Education of Saran Palin, Part 2 (wherein she finally graduates)

Let's look at some more places where Palin tried to get some learnin' in (this is kinda like the Discovery Channel, can I get some native wildlife in here?)

4. The University of Idaho. In Moscow, Idaho. Not to be confused with Russia, which, to paraphrase Desiccated Barbie McCain (uhh...I mean Cindy McBush), Palin knows a lot about being she lives in Alaska. What the U of I says about itself, "There's no better way to learn, think and live than at the University of Idaho. Expect more from a leading university. We'll deliver." They would eventually deliver Palin her degree...but not yet!

5. Matanuska-Susitna College . In the Valley...but not the one where Valley girls come from or even the Pioneer Valley (it would probably give Palin hives). Two year college, Palin attended for a semester.

6. U da ho? No, I da ho! I'm sure Palin often said that about her alma mater, the University of Idaho. Does this really count as a sixth college? Well, second time is a charm. Only five years after she graduated from high school, so not too bad. I know people who need five years at just one college (and I do sympathize, Hofstra grads, where they don't tell you what your requirements are). Oh and she majored in journalism, for those curious. Not that she ever really worked as a journalist, so there's hope for all you J-school grads after all, VP of the USA.

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